Mary Roach wrote about it in her bestseller Packing for Mars. Chris Hadfield posts about it on YouTube. Sandra Bullock was even nominated for an Oscar for it. Space, kids is a dangerous place. Especially when you’re in love.

Introducing our new production, Tales of Love & Lasers! W.M. Akers has crafted a exploration of the, we’ll say ‘unique,’ hiccups that come along with interstellar pitter-patters — whether you’re fighting a lonely heart aboard a stranded colony ship, or dueling bad guys with your bestie. Tales of Love & Lasers features some of the most badass space chicks you’ll find this side of the Milky Way and reminds us that in space, no one can hear you say ‘I love you.’

More info on where to find tickets is coming, but in the meantime, help us on our quest to 10,000! We have HUGE (working on an appropriate space pun for this…) plans for Squeaky Bike and need your help to make it happen. Donations through Fractured Atlas are tax-deductible and help us do things like pay our designers, rent air-conditioned spaces for summer shows, develop plays with emerging playwrights, and so much more!

Q: What would you hear if you tossed a marshmallow treat out a spaceship’s airlock?
A: Not a peep.

Spend a day with Squeaky Bike! Join us Sunday, December 8th at 3PM & 8PM for the Winter Reading Lab (and wine party).

As audience members, you not only get the chance to hear readings of promising new scripts, but you will also be able to help in the development process by participating in a short talkback (led by Squeaky Bike resident dramaturg Kathryn McConnell) and wine party. With your help, we’ll be able to get these shows ready for fully-staged productions. 

** Our 3 PM lab features a duet of short plays by some familiar scribes: 
Stella Starlight: Queen of Space 
by W.M. Akers 
An interstellar adventure fantasy featuring the precocious Stella and the loyal bodyguard who has dedicated his life to protecting her. Imaginary reviewers are already calling it “the most anticipated play in galactic history.” 

Directed by Kathryn McConnell 
Featuring:
Robyn Michele Frank 
Sergio LoDolce 
Nathan Brisby*  


Private School 
by Dylan Lamb 
Life isn’t fair. In a world plagued by corruption, discrimination, and overzealous media outlets, six high school students try to make it through senior year with their integrity and/or popularity intact. 

Directed by Kelly Kay Griffith 
Featuring: 
Erin E. McGuff 
Amy Stockhaus 
Keilly McQuail 
Kevin Russo 
Sergio LoDolce 
Joel Hughes 

Ground Glass 
by Jonathan Kravetz 
John is obsessed with the playground where his young daughter was murdered. Abby, desperate to save her husband from oblivion, plans to confront the man responsible. As the couple faces the consequences of their actions, they begin to see that morality is not so easily pinned down.

Directed by Kathryn McConnell
Featuring:
Bart Shatto*
Aleisha Force*
Sean Hudock*
Nathan Brisby* 

* appearing courtesy Actors’ Equity Association 

3PM LAB   8PM LAB

“Alligator Summer dares to dive into the jaws of the beast, and it’s definitely worth it.” – Maya Phillips, Amsterdam News

Ladies & gents, we are down to our last five performances of Alligator Summer! 

Tonight (Tuesday, July 2) at 8 PM
Friday, July 5 at 8 PM
Saturday, July 6 at 3 PM and 8 PM
Sunday, July 7 at 3 PM

And then, sadly, our alligator summer becomes plain ol’ summer.

Tickets are available at Smarttix.com or at the Abingdon Theatre Complex box office at 312 West 36th Street (box office opens half hour before each performance).

Now, we’re inclined to get the giggles at wildly inappropriate times, same as anyone else, so it comes as no surprise that this news from Williamsburg has us in stitches. 

A few days ago, New York Magazine ran an article about alligator limbs found in Brooklyn: “Real, Gross Alligator Limbs Found Scattered Around Williamsburg”

I mean, could the timing be any better? We thought not.

And then today, Gothamist took it one step further: “Is Someone Buying Alligator Arms and Scattering Them Around Williamsburg?”

“Given the locations of the limbs (peeking out from under a rock, reaching from inside a grate, etc.) we’re inclined to think this is part of an elaborate joke, and not the work of some vigilante alligator hunter keeping an alligator invasion at bay.”

First, we’d like to state for the record that we have nothing to do with this.

But we will use it to our advantage.

It’s NYC Pride weekend! Which, of course, means New York is in chaos. The best kind of chaos, though. Loads of EQUALITY to celebrate!

We’re so happy that we’re celebrating with a matinee. Really. A matinee. And YOU are invited. We’d love to have you here with us, basking in the cool air of the Abingdon Theater Complex, supporting indie theatre with 50 people you’ve never met. Glitter not required, but it’s certainly not not allowed.

AND THEN, to celebrate the Fourth of July (indepedence, hooray!) we have added two performances!

Monday, July 1 at 8 PM and Tuesday, July 2 at 8 PM.

See you there, friends.

It just wouldn’t be right for us to let the day go by without acknowledging the incredible step in equality we saw today.

It’s been a big week for Squeaky Bicycle and the cast and crew of Alligator Summer, but nothing tops the thrill that comes when we learn the rights of so many of our dear friends and family are now validated under federal law. Love is love, and we couldn’t be more excited.

Happy Pride Month!